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official-nhl: “As quick as it went in, it came out” - NBC...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:15 -0400

official-nhl:

“As quick as it went in, it came out” - NBC Announcers.

Another brilliant goal by Datsyuk, it’s now 3-1 Red Wings!

catpacks: kiss

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:59 -0400

catpacks:

*kiss*

“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:01:20 -0400

“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”

I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:01:08 -0400

I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

athenathessaly: TSN feature - Kronwalled - Niklas...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:44:10 -0400

athenathessaly:

TSN feature - Kronwalled - Niklas Kronwall

Kronwalled (krahn-wawld) - verb: to smash, level, waste, ravage, devastate, destroy, raze imply reducing something to uselessness. To defeat completely.

pavelcatsyuk: merlotlineftw: Mike Babcock is the best coach…...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:55:18 -0400

pavelcatsyuk:

merlotlineftw:

Mike Babcock is the best coach… hands down

oh my god

pizza: an epic trilogy

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:08:45 -0400

pizza:

an epic trilogy

rifa: moonkistprincess: madmadamemolly: growlywolf: choochoom...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:01:15 -0400

rifa:

moonkistprincess:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world. A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

gay avenger.

yes

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:01:32 -0400

sheisbaffled: Some Felicity and Oliver moments of the 1x22.

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:01:25 -0400

sheisbaffled:

Some Felicity and Oliver moments of the 1x22.

me during playoffs

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:24:30 -0400

start of game: ALRIGHT HERE WE GO BOYS HERE WE GO LET'S GET PUMPED
being down one goal: ok alright lets get our shit together we've got this
being up one goal: ok good start boys good start just one goal closer to the cup lets just keep this lead
being down three or more goals: OK YOU LITTLE SHITS YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO YOU FOR 7 FUCKING MONTHS YOU BETTER START PLAYING WITH SOME FUCKING ENERGY AND MAKE A PRETTY SPECTACULAR FUCKING COMEBACK
being up three or more goals: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS LAWDDDD STANLEY HERE WE COME NOTHING CAN STOP US WE ARE INVINCIBLE THIS IS OUR YEAR ALL THE WAY BABY I LOVE MY TEAM YESSSS
in OT: *inserts breathing tube just for safety precautions*
getting ready for school: i've worn my jersey every day for six straight days is this sanitary probably not hashtag because its the cup
studying: no
sleeping: no
anything that doesn't involve hockey: no

You’re sick.

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:01:06 -0400

You’re sick.

attheblueline: In Chicago they don’t say “I love you” they say “Detroit Sucks” which is stupid...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:57:22 -0400

attheblueline:

In Chicago they don’t say “I love you” they say “Detroit Sucks” which is stupid because why don’t you actually cheer for your team.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:01:23 -0400

gayrus: omfg and babcock still doesn’t smile has he ever been seen smiling

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:44 -0400

gayrus:

omfg and babcock still doesn’t smile has he ever been seen smiling

SCOOOOOREEEE

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:27:25 -0400

nicklaslidstrom:

SCORE

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:21:00 -0400

4-1 WINGS!

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:01:14 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:03:43 -0400

kaluvinar: Hey guys, so here’s an update on Monty! Our little...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:48:33 -0400

kaluvinar:

Hey guys, so here’s an update on Monty!

Our little trooper came home from the vet today. As you can see, they actually found an eye underneath the swollen, pus-filled infection. His leg is looking better so it seems less likely that it will have to be amputated, although the x-ray showed that all of the toes in that paw had been completely crushed. We will still have to take him into the vet every two days for the next 6-8 weeks to have the bandages changed (seen on his back leg). After cleaning his nose we can now see what’s going on with it. None of this is pretty, and the veterinary bills are growing each day between the cost of his pain killers, antibiotics, and general medical attention.

We’re still collecting donations at our indiegogo page here:
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-save-our-monty

If you could help us out by reblogging and helping to spread the word, or even by donating anything you have to spare, it would mean the world to us and our Monty.