the typical uofm fan:
abrighteyedchokeonambition: when msu and uofm win: “they both played great! i was rooting for state the whole time! i always root for state unless they play uofm” when msu wins and uofm loses: “well, at least msu won! good for them! i’ve always kind of liked state!” when msu loses and uofm wins: “HAHA SPARTY SUCKS! TYPICAL STATE, BLOWING THE GAME! LMFAO I HATE MSU SO MUCH, THEY SUCK SO BAD!...
Wanna know how I know the Detroit Lions are...
alexalvarado: because after all these years being on our knees in the NFL, we finally have a bandwagon.
Dear Homosexual Men,
Can you please teach your heterosexual counterparts how to not be the biggest fuck-faces in the whole world? I’m sure you could teach them a thing or two. Please try? Sincerly, A woman who wishes she were a gay man because their seem to be more decent gay men then straight ones.
geekonthis: I don’t feel close to anyone right now, which sucks…a lot. I’m pretty sure it’s my own fault though. I feel the same way. I recently really connected with this guy… the first person I’ve opened up to in the last year… just for him to turn around and walk away. Crawling back into that shell I just came out of, and everything just feels smaller.
He ate my heart, then he ate my brain. That boy is a monster.
Anybody Out There?
I’m looking for more personal-type blogs. Maybe where people share more than just adorable gifs of kittens? People who share things, and want opinions or help with real problems - not just the cryptic ones that some people share. If this is you, either follow me, reblog this, like it, answer, whatever you need to do to get my attention so I can follow you and (hopefully) make a new friend...
That awkward moment when your phone vibrates and...
then you get mad at yourself for being so hopeful.
Soooooooo, the long distance guy I was crushing on? Decided that “he wasnt happy, and doesn’t know why” so that $550 ticket I bought? Non-refundable and so now I just get to eat it. Tequila? Yes Please.
Reblog if lip biting turns you on.
Can we talk about Gilbert Arenas' twitter profile...
joemande: This is Gilbert Arenas. Gilbert Arenas is a professional basketball player. A professional basketball player who sometimes isn’t allowed to play professional basketball because he occasionally brings loaded guns into his professional basketball player locker room and points said loaded guns at his professional basketball player teammates. In short, Gilbert Arenas is a complete...
I'm gonna give all my secrets away...
Doesn’t he know? You can’t win a flame war with a wow player. Break...– Kina (L2R- Rag Guide)
distance: im gonna keep you away from the one you love
me: its okay i'll get the train
money: lol and you thought distance was a cunt
When he calls me babe :)
So once you unlock all the Firelands vendors and...
alexxm1129: I mean, other than use for that vendor that sells faction rep. Do I have to continue for something else (besides achievements)? Nope.
Every Episode Of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Ever →
anomnomnomnymous: You’re all welcome.
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...– Aman Ali (via j-a-apostrophe-m-i-e)
Ramblings of a 6 year old.
Morgan: Mom told me we talk English
Me: Yes, we speak English.
Morgan: Is English Chinese?
Me: No, Chinese is Chinese.
Morgan: That's good, because if we talked Chinese, I'd eat my mouth.
Me: *puzzled look*
Morgan: I love Chinese food.